This is a guest post from my friend Megan over at Style Girlfriend - visit her blog for more men’s style advice from a woman’s perspective!
When it comes to clothes,
women act like magnets around the closets of stylish men.
We seem to be attracted to what you’re wearing through some strange, unexplained force of nature.
What
was hanging in your closet, flung on your bed, on
you even – whoosh – she’s suddenly got on and is heading out the door.
This clever vanishing act your female companion performs on the
contents of your wardrobe can happen at any time, to nearly any article
of clothing. The sweater you wanted to wear to work today? Sorry, it’s
crumpled at the bottom of one of her purses (not the one she’s carrying
now, of course) because she borrowed it a week ago at the movies. The
sweatpants you were planning to wear to bed? She’s already got ‘em on.
So what are the clothing items most women want to steal?
Here is a quick hit list of the 6 clothing items your lady is most likely to swipe.
1. Your Light-Weight Jacket
We just need to run to the store for a minute, and yours slides on so
easily over whatever we have on. Even better? How dainty we look when
we’re wearing it. …Right? Don’t you think we look dainty? (Hint: this is
a great time to say we look dainty)
2. Your T-Shirts
Where do I even begin? Which t-shirt?
Every t-shirt. The
best? Your oldest t-shirt. I close my eyes and daydream about the
wonderfulness that is a guy’s t-shirt on my torso. You’ve spent years
artfully beating the crap out of the tees in your dresser drawer, and
I’d like to thank you for that on behalf of womankind. Now please let us
put one on so we can snuggle next to you on the couch and watch a
movie.
Tip to try: The next time your lady love stays over, have the t-shirt you know she likes the most waiting – clean and folded – for her.
3. Your Hat
Oh man, do girls ever love stealing hats from guys. The first hat
I ever stole was a trucker hat from a guy friend who I just happened to
be completely in love with my freshman year in college. (In my defense,
my college years coincided with the short window in time when trucker
hats were still cool) I wore that thing
everywhere and was all
too happy to tell people who it really belonged to. This love affair
with men’s hats is universal. Winter beanies, snapback caps, fedoras of
particularly small-domed men – none are safe from a woman’s grasp.
4. Your Favorite Sweaters
Now we’re talking. There is nothing a woman likes more than a
comfortable sweater, and nothing’s more comfortable than a sweater two
sizes too big. The chances of clothing robbery increase with quality
level. Polyester blend? Perfectly safe in your closet. Cashmere or
merino wool? If you’re really attached to it, you might want to hide it
somewhere high up.
5. Your Suit Coat
Is there anything prettier than a girl in a fancy dress with her
man’s jacket draped around her shoulders? Trick question, the answer is
no. No there isn’t.
Tip to try: On your next date night out, make a point to
wear a blazer, even if you usually never dress up. At the slightest hint
of a breeze, offer it up. Even if she doesn’t need it, she’ll
appreciate the gesture.
6. Your Hooded Sweatshirt.
While you may find us more attractive when we’re wearing more
form-fitting clothes, I hope you don’t mind how much us ladies love
wearing your oversized activewear. Your alma mater’s hoodie, the one
with the grease stains on it and tear in the elbow? We would wear that
thing to church if we could. Thank you, by the way, for breaking it in
so well for us. A good hoodie is such a find that females will stoop to
stealing any one they can find – boyfriend, brother, co-worker – no
man’s sweatshirt is safe.
Tip to try: Wear yours over to her house, then leave it when you go.
She’ll love smelling like you the rest of the week (or til she decides
to wash it).